ZERO THANKS GIVEN to this pissed turkey.
Tommy was born on the wrong side of the coop. He was farm-raised on Black Flag and The Clash, and he doesn’t give a cluck about “traditions” or “cranberry sauce”. Mad at the world, the only rebellion this bird can muster is to flip the bird. Flock the establishment. Turkey pun. Original idea by @jwolftweets
I relate to this on a spiritual level
“Is this shirt the address of the best stick on TV or the lyrics to the greatest damn song in the entire world?
Adventure Time Snail! Original idea by @chrisprincipe “Are you watching Adventure Time yet? You should be, if only because it’s the MOST IMPORTANT SHOW ON TELEVISION RIGHT NOW. Seriously. It’ll teach you how to live if you let it. And this little snail guy’s hidden in every single episode. So that’s pretty math.”
"I don’t get ‘the gold thing’. Bank accounts exist. But I respect Sonic the Hedgehog (nobody hustles harder) and Trinidad James (he’s like 2 Chainz without the arbitrary limit on his total chainz) too much not to assume their relentless pursuit of swag-as-capital is a good idea. They’re secretly the same person and I thought you’d like to wear that as much as I would.”
Brand new Targaryen Brewing tee! Don’t worry, the fire and blood is only really present in the aftertaste.
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Jimmy Fallon’s NFL Superlatives [video]
Happy dogs! Nothing better.
What Would Jean Claude Van Damme Do?
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Custom Made Atari Action Figures
Using old G.I. Joe figures, Dan Polydoris aka Chicago Toy Collector picked some classic Activision games from the Atari VCS (2600) and created something amazing. Considering that just about everything in the 80’s had an action figure or breakfast cereal, it’s kind of hard to believe this never happened for real back then.
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