You are Spartacus. You are legend. You are every woman. And now, you are Groot.
Starring in Guardians Of The Galaxy this summer alongside Chris Pratt and a talking raccoon, Groot is a sentient tree creature and former Monarch of Planet X. Along with Hodor, Anyang, and most Pokemon, Groot joins the ranks of heroes who can only say their own name. Voiced by Vin Diesel in the movie and Michael Clark Duncan in the Ultimate Spider-Cartoon, this handsome Groot shirt speaks for itself.
I am Groot by @bizmichael
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Part One [doghousediaries]

Mario got a little too into those mushrooms. TURN UP!

HFC! "I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."

The Society of Crossed Keys: “You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it.” 

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We are SO excited for the return of Game Of Thrones this weekend! ALL Game of Thrones shirts are on sale!! Yay!

Winter has arrived.

Jon Snow by Swissette!

Valar Morghulis: All men must die!

Design by Blair J. Campbell.

She and her dragons didn’t come here to make friends, they came here to win! Khaleesi is a BOSS BITCH!

The Impsons! We like to think Tyrion would fit in nicely at Moe’s on a Saturday night.

Daenerys’ Dragon: She only had to kill my father for it. Dracarys! 

Have you been looking for the perfect blend of novelty graphic design and permanent body art? These temp tats might wash off, but your radness factor will stick around for years to come! When your friends say, “please tell me you didn’t actually get that tattooed on your body,” you can tell them, “BustedTats, bro.”
Only $8!! Click to shop!

Have you been looking for the perfect blend of novelty graphic design and permanent body art? These temp tats might wash off, but your radness factor will stick around for years to come! When your friends say, “please tell me you didn’t actually get that tattooed on your body,” you can tell them, “BustedTats, bro.”

Only $8!! Click to shop!

God Save the King!

jk jk jk jk…. smite him whenever you get the chance!

The best mug this side of Carcosa! 

(Source: robinmbrowne)