Who wants to try this style out with me? Except I’m going to keep it nice and long all the way ‘round.
Climate Ride Update - The Jorts Challenge
Donations are coming in strong and I thank everyone who donated so far. However, an interesting offer has arisen. Adam Frucci, founder of Splitsider, pledged to double his donation if I ride the entire length in jorts. UCBer Justin Purnell has seconded the offer.
While riding 300 miles in jorts is not ideal, bike advocacy and clean energy are causes worth suffering for. So here is what I am prepared to do…
If my team, Big Oil, can double it’s $2,400 goal, I will do the ride in jorts. That’s $4,800, in case you are a mathematical idiot. All 300 chafing, burning miles in a pair of dope jorts. If we crack $5,000 I’ll wear a chain wallet the whole time, too.
We’re almost at $1,000 now so it’s not unattainable. If you’d like to see me suffer for the greater good while looking like a total asshole, then donate now!
Donate to this hilarious and great cause! WALLET CHAIN, PEOPLE.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM DYING
I AM DEAD
I don’t know how this can even be for real but it’s all I’ve ever wanted.
I’m in the new SONGIFY THE NEWS by The Gregory Brothers & Schmoyoho!
(Source: shit-mummy, via yallarebrutalizingme)
The “frolicking you on the weekends” always gets headbutted by the “angry sheep of Monday”.
Oh god, less than a month til Valentine’s day. WHO ELSE IS SO EXCITED! JK see you all in hell.
(via juliasegal)
let’s not forget that time i was so drunk i decided to text my boss and to try to get out of work for the next day and texted a picture of myself as proof of how drunk i was
(Source: shehitmefornoreason, via freecocaine)
