dorkly:

If Ordering a Titan Were Like Ordering a Pizza

Man, it’s the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain’t that piece of paper, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N

Embrace the McConaissance. Watch the full clip here
Easy mistake.

Easy mistake.

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March Madness deals! Woo, basketball!

pleatedjeans:

You should follow @blopt

wnyc:

Final True Detective post for a while, we promise. But we’re ending on a high note.

-Jody, BL Show-

I MISS YOU ALREADY RUST.

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Currently watching/obsessing over this. 

 "Everyone is mine to torment!”  (x)

 "Everyone is mine to torment!  (x)

Let’s give em’ something to taco-bout!

Less Talking, More Tacos! By funnyordie

View all shirts by Funny or Die here!

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teepublic:

Huge TeePublic sale!! ALL shirts $14!!!!

Whether you’ve been gored by a wild boar or stabbed after your deceased liege’s ward sacks the city to impress his sister, Maesters everywhere recommend Milk of the Poppy.

Time is a flat circle. This shirt is a flat square (kind of).

Basically, Matthew McConaughey rules everything. Including this shirt.

collegehumor:

Time is a flat circle, but so is his heart.
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collegehumor:

Time is a flat circle, but so is his heart.

Finish reading Rust Cohle’s OkCupid Profile