Barney is a dinosaur who OH MY GOD! It’s okay though… he shared it with the rest of the kids at snack time. Shop BARNIVORE!
theindiepool asked: Hello! Your site used to have a shirt called (I think) "The Pantones!" and it had this Beatles-era style of album titling with four colored blocks with the hexcodes for each color. I was wondering if you had a link to it. Thanks so much!
We do indeed have it! You can find that here!
15 Awesome Halloween Gaming Pumpkins
Written by Melissa Oliver
With just under a week left until Halloween, there is a mad dash to get everything prepared. So if you haven’t carved any pumpkins recently, take a look at our selection of 15 awesome Halloween gaming pumpkins to get your creative juices flowing.
Legalize it: The pipe comes pre-packed! Original idea by Ross Taylor. “Decriminalize Piranha Plants! These carnivorous fellows are found exclusively in pipes, so if you get high enough everything will be fine.”
"Do you know why I pulled you over sir? You were going 45 in a 25. License and registration, please. Sir, this is a plumbing license, I’m going to need some form of government issued id. Are you in possession of any weapons or drugs? Okay, this is a banana peel. And a green turtle shell. And a red turtle shell? I didn’t even know there were red turtles. And this mushroom is too comically large to be a drug. I don’t understand why you’re giving me these things. Care to explain why you were speeding in the first place? You were "drag racing a dinosaur, a gorilla, and your kinda-sorta girlfriend?" Sir I’m going to need you to step out of the go kart."
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It’s cold out! Buy a hoodie!
A long, long time ago, these goofs happened.
the rare and elusive Bee-ver
Someone needs to tell me how I can buy a beaver ASAP.
(Source: Cute Overload)
"Rum Ham, I miss you! You’re the most delicious invention ever known to man, and probably the smartest one, too. I just wish I could see your beautiful meat-face one last time, but alas, you floated away from me leaving only greasy ham-smell behind. You served us well, Rum Ham. I’ll never forget you." Original idea by @robinmbrowne! Check out RUM HAM here! And watch the hilarious clip!
I want a slotter.
Mallory Ortberg on fire on twitter today (as usual).
French Canadian: They’re called Mounties for a reason!
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"I’m excited as anyone else can be for the new Reboot reboot. The main appeal of the show was “we made this thing with computers” which was the most revolutionary, mind exploding thing possible. The imagery was all over the place, since they had to work with designs that they could actually create with the technology at the time, cubes, orbs, lumps and robots all interacting with blue-skinned mannequin avatars. The other thing is just how DARK the show became, there were wars, mutilation, death and spiritual rebirth, all the while a new game would drop down and now they have to be ninjas. Basically, it felt like they just gave IT department some bad acid and told them to make a cartoon. Looking back on it, it was probably the most surreal saturday morning cartoon ever made. I can’t wait to binge watch it online at 3am.” Original idea by @bestjakeyoung