We decided to start making T-shirts because we want people to have fun, laugh, look rad, feel comfortable, get good jobs, get sweaty dancing, and go home with someone who also did those things.
Were you a total boner and forgot to get the person you’re dating a X-mas present? It happens to the best of us, so don’t worry about it - just print this out, order a shirt, give them this piece of paper, and blame us on your lack of loving them.