"Do you know why I pulled you over sir?  You were going 45 in a 25.  License and registration, please.  Sir, this is a plumbing license, I’m going to need some form of government issued id. Are you in possession of any weapons or drugs?  Okay, this is a banana peel.  And a green turtle shell.  And a red turtle shell?  I didn’t even know there were red turtles.  And this mushroom is too comically large to be a drug.  I don’t understand why you’re giving me these things.  Care to explain why you were speeding in the first place?  You were "drag racing a dinosaur, a gorilla, and your kinda-sorta girlfriend?"  Sir I’m going to need you to step out of the go kart."

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