Posts tagged with ‘lol’

thegentlemansarmchair:

Daddy Cool.
daveshumka:

I threw my keys into a cauldron filled with molten steel!
I threw a cactus at a blimp!
I stuck my butt into a geyser just to feel relief!
I brushed my teeth and ate an orange!
I stared into that melty-face ark from Indiana Jones!
I bought some meat out of a van!
I gave my address to a charity!
I ate a bug!
I changed my password to “password”!
I shared a milkshake with a guy who had some open sores!
I let a dude photograph me eating a banana!
I clipped my nails on the bus!
I replied-all to an all-staff email!
I threw a Mentos at a can of Coke!
I sent a pizza to a ghost!
I cut my own bangs in a bumper car!
I gave the middle finger to a shark!
I told my dentist to go nuts!
I tricked a very famous horse into marrying me!
I went to a biker bar and made fun of their beards!
I signed a contract with a cloud!
I gave a weak handshake at a job interview!
I stole a nightstick from a cop!
I went swimming right after eating lunch!
I launched a Roman candle at a bag of snakes!
I barbecued a hat!
I didn’t use my hand to cover my PIN code at the ATM!
Get your votes in for dumbest thing ever written. I don’t care. I love it.

daveshumka:

  • I threw my keys into a cauldron filled with molten steel!
  • I threw a cactus at a blimp!
  • I stuck my butt into a geyser just to feel relief!
  • I brushed my teeth and ate an orange!
  • I stared into that melty-face ark from Indiana Jones!
  • I bought some meat out of a van!
  • I gave my address to a charity!
  • I ate a bug!
  • I changed my password to “password”!
  • I shared a milkshake with a guy who had some open sores!
  • I let a dude photograph me eating a banana!
  • I clipped my nails on the bus!
  • I replied-all to an all-staff email!
  • I threw a Mentos at a can of Coke!
  • I sent a pizza to a ghost!
  • I cut my own bangs in a bumper car!
  • I gave the middle finger to a shark!
  • I told my dentist to go nuts!
  • I tricked a very famous horse into marrying me!
  • I went to a biker bar and made fun of their beards!
  • I signed a contract with a cloud!
  • I gave a weak handshake at a job interview!
  • I stole a nightstick from a cop!
  • I went swimming right after eating lunch!
  • I launched a Roman candle at a bag of snakes!
  • I barbecued a hat!
  • I didn’t use my hand to cover my PIN code at the ATM!

Get your votes in for dumbest thing ever written. I don’t care. I love it.

It’s still too soon. Buy it here! 

It’s still too soon. Buy it here

thedailywhat:

Subreddit of the Day: /r/PrettyGirlsUglyFaces

The PrettyGirlsUglyFaces subreddit features photos of attractive women making faces reminiscent of the Thumbman. In just six months, the fledgling subreddit has received more than 5,000 subscribers. Hat tip goes to Mashable!

thedailywhat:

Subreddit of the Day: /r/PrettyGirlsUglyFaces

collegehumor:

Honest Apology Note 
Sharing is caring. Too bad I DGAF.

collegehumor:

Honest Apology Note

Sharing is caring. Too bad I DGAF.

(Source: reddit.com)

funnyordie:

Who’s Your Favorite Kardashian?

A deleted scene from “This Is 40” starring Maude Apatow.

<3 Maude <3

popculturebrain:

tomhanksy:

Brick Moranis. Here’s to 2013 being the year Rick comes back. Chicago, IL. 

popculturebrain:

tomhanksy:

Brick Moranis. Here’s to 2013 being the year Rick comes back. Chicago, IL. 

(via tallwhitney)

OK Go-Pid CollegeHumor

(Source: , via collegehumor)

I know that feel, orangutan bro.

collegehumor:

Printer for Sale, Works Terribly
Scissors wanted, for cutting tabs at the bottom of posters.

collegehumor:

Printer for Sale, Works Terribly

Scissors wanted, for cutting tabs at the bottom of posters.

(Source: stream.pleated-jeans.com)

collegehumor:

The Invitation to the First Thanksgiving [Click to continue reading]

buzzfeed:

Surprised Red Panda!

Googled bad taxidermy to cheer myself up

tran-the-man:

oh my god 

heyyy gurl 

waasshappening 

that cat is higher than mt everest

best. 

(Source: gotbucky)

forlackofabettercomic:

And he never moved again.

forlackofabettercomic:

And he never moved again.