Posts tagged with ‘mario kart’
"Do you know why I pulled you over sir? You were going 45 in a 25. License and registration, please. Sir, this is a plumbing license, I’m going to need some form of government issued id. Are you in possession of any weapons or drugs? Okay, this is a banana peel. And a green turtle shell. And a red turtle shell? I didn’t even know there were red turtles. And this mushroom is too comically large to be a drug. I don’t understand why you’re giving me these things. Care to explain why you were speeding in the first place? You were "drag racing a dinosaur, a gorilla, and your kinda-sorta girlfriend?" Sir I’m going to need you to step out of the go kart."
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