Posts tagged with ‘new releases’
If you’ve ever chased down a 1UP mushroom in Super Mario Bros. you know the struggle. Koopas and coins become irrelevant. You’re About That Life.
Big Trouble in Little China!! Finally we can all look and feel like Kurt Russell in the 80s, a dream come true!!
*Kurt Russell sweat not included
Colorado is home to pristine snowcapped mountains, beautiful spring-fed rivers, vast expanses of natures magnificence, and the headiest stanky-danky’s in the world. We’re talkin’ about that herb, reefer, cheeba, indo, skunk, chronic, buddah, and at the epicenter of Colorado’s green-rush is Denver, the mile-high city. While dank nuggets are nothing new to Colorado, we pay tribute to the marijuana legalization movement in Colorado with this shirt. Give thanks for Danker Nuggets! Jah bless.
The Great Northern: Clean place, reasonably priced.
Check out more designs from Gimetzco!
Shadowfax, Lord of Horses, was Gandalf the White’s steed and invaluable in teaching the realms of Middle Earth that friendship truly is magic.
Check out more designs by Italiux!
We are kicking off our 3rd annual SHIRTBOWLl!!
Which side are you on???
Use coupon SHIRTBOWL14 for free 3 day shipping on any Loyalist shirt!
Onett Little League! Root for the home team! PK Play Ball!
Check out more shirts by TeeKetch!
House of Cards may have begun with Francis Underwood’s ruthless maneuvering to be appointed Secretary of State, but I think we all know that this character won’t be satisfied until he holds literally the most powerful position in the free world. And who better to serve as his running mate than his equally ambitious wife Claire? An Underwood/Underwood ticket would finally bring this great country under the leadership of its most devoted, not to mention deeply terrifying, power couple.
Huh-huh, huh-huh huh. You said ‘genetic mutation’.
You’re running through a golden field at sunset, headed towards an overgrown forest. Your teeth chatter as you near a babbling brook with a small cavern, good for one person to take shelter in for the night. You drop your basket and spread your blanket out on the cold, hard ground. Your spade works fast to burrow out a hole in the dirt, and you fill it with leaves and sticks, covering it with kindling. Soon your fire is roaring. Pulling your woven fan from your basket you stand tall and proud and fan the flames, pushing the smoke upwards towards the boughs of the pines. The smoke billows and you begin to chant. “Surfboard, surfboard…” A visage slowly appears out of the tangle of branches and smog. Your spirit animal is revealed to you. It is Beyonce.
Original idea by BT sweetheart Robin Browne.
Dalek Exterminators: Exterminating unwanted pests since 1963!
Check out more awesome designs by Tom Trager Tees!
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"Rats of NIMH is my favorite animated movie of all time. It’s the great
dark cartoon created by a breakaway group of Disney animators based on
a children’s book. There are hero mice, evil rats, a fat cat, it’s
just delightful. In elementary school it was the default/most popular
movie to distract the kids with. When we would have bomb threats (I’m
assuming other people had these?) they would put on this movie all day for the
kids who’s parents weren’t in on pulling their kids out of school. So
yah love this movie, watch it, unless you’re on drugs, then stuff
might get weird.”
Original idea by BT production manager Jerzy!