Posts tagged with ‘new releases’

Godzilla vs. Stay Puft!

QUADRUPLE GODZILLA!!

Gojira-Kaiju Arufa (Kaiju Alpha).

Design by Pigboom.

Terminus Diner: Eat your brains out!

Donkey Kong Country: "Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the goombas start closing in, the only cure is to load up on fire flowers and then kart like a bastard from The Mushroom Kingdom to Rainbow Road … with the music at top volume and at least a dozen 1-ups."

 

Slappa da bass man!

Tommy Who! A doctor’s gotta who what a doctor’s gotta who!

USS Millennium Enterprise!

Captain’s Log Stardate: A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away 

One day left of BUYONEGETONE!

Pied Piper! “It looks like a guy sucking a dick with another dick tucked behind his ear for later, like a snack dick”

Targaryen Hot Sauce: It’s like wildfire for your mouth!

Don’t forget to buy one tee and get one free with code BUYONEGETONE!

Purple Drank! Westeros’ King of Dranks!

PCH4LIFE!

You are Spartacus. You are legend. You are every woman. And now, you are Groot.
Starring in Guardians Of The Galaxy this summer alongside Chris Pratt and a talking raccoon, Groot is a sentient tree creature and former Monarch of Planet X. Along with Hodor, Anyang, and most Pokemon, Groot joins the ranks of heroes who can only say their own name. Voiced by Vin Diesel in the movie and Michael Clark Duncan in the Ultimate Spider-Cartoon, this handsome Groot shirt speaks for itself.
I am Groot by @bizmichael

Mario got a little too into those mushrooms. TURN UP!

HFC! "I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."