Posts tagged with ‘new releases’
Terminus Diner: Eat your brains out!
Donkey Kong Country: "Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the goombas start closing in, the only cure is to load up on fire flowers and then kart like a bastard from The Mushroom Kingdom to Rainbow Road … with the music at top volume and at least a dozen 1-ups."
Tommy Who! A doctor’s gotta who what a doctor’s gotta who!
Captain’s Log Stardate: A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away
One day left of BUYONEGETONE!
Pied Piper! “It looks like a guy sucking a dick with another dick tucked behind his ear for later, like a snack dick”
Targaryen Hot Sauce: It’s like wildfire for your mouth!
Don’t forget to buy one tee and get one free with code BUYONEGETONE!
Purple Drank! Westeros’ King of Dranks!
Mario got a little too into those mushrooms. TURN UP!
HFC! "I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."