Posts tagged with ‘new releases’
Pound Beers!! If that’s too extreme, you can always try gentle chugging.
Barney is a dinosaur who OH MY GOD! It’s okay though… he shared it with the rest of the kids at snack time. Shop BARNIVORE!
Legalize it: The pipe comes pre-packed! Original idea by Ross Taylor. “Decriminalize Piranha Plants! These carnivorous fellows are found exclusively in pipes, so if you get high enough everything will be fine.”
"Do you know why I pulled you over sir? You were going 45 in a 25. License and registration, please. Sir, this is a plumbing license, I’m going to need some form of government issued id. Are you in possession of any weapons or drugs? Okay, this is a banana peel. And a green turtle shell. And a red turtle shell? I didn’t even know there were red turtles. And this mushroom is too comically large to be a drug. I don’t understand why you’re giving me these things. Care to explain why you were speeding in the first place? You were "drag racing a dinosaur, a gorilla, and your kinda-sorta girlfriend?" Sir I’m going to need you to step out of the go kart."
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French Canadian: They’re called Mounties for a reason!
All of our new releases are ALSO $12. Only 12 hours left. Use Code TWELVET.
"I’m excited as anyone else can be for the new Reboot reboot. The main appeal of the show was “we made this thing with computers” which was the most revolutionary, mind exploding thing possible. The imagery was all over the place, since they had to work with designs that they could actually create with the technology at the time, cubes, orbs, lumps and robots all interacting with blue-skinned mannequin avatars. The other thing is just how DARK the show became, there were wars, mutilation, death and spiritual rebirth, all the while a new game would drop down and now they have to be ninjas. Basically, it felt like they just gave IT department some bad acid and told them to make a cartoon. Looking back on it, it was probably the most surreal saturday morning cartoon ever made. I can’t wait to binge watch it online at 3am.” Original idea by @bestjakeyoung
There’s no “I” in “Twerk”!
Don’t hate y’all, she’s still your girl.
Don’t be Krabby!! Original idea by @EmilyDuncan “If there are two things I love, they are Pokemon and motivational sayings, but combining these things can be a real challenge. A meowth holding onto a branch with ‘Hang In There’? Too cliche. A Magikarp and a Gyrados and the word ‘Optimism’? Too clunky. A Clefairy and the word ‘Endurance’? Doesn’t really make sense. But ‘Don’t Be Krabby’? That’s sleek. Besides, Krabby is everyone’s favorite Pokemon. Right?”
You guys! Imagine the CLAWSibilities!
For ultimate seduction, wear this shirt and throw on these tunes.
As true fans, we like to honor Miley every day. We KNOW there will be a lot of Miley’s out there this Halloween… we are taking the lazy approach. If you haven’t already, check out Sufjan Stevens open letter to Miley! And this article… where Gloria Steinem basically shuts down the whole debate.
Miley Bear is on sale all week!
Brand New FunnyOrDie Shirts!
If at first you don’t succeed… take a nap.
The 1st Rule of Rule Club is NO Fighting!
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