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Taco Bell’s secret recipe? A crispy tortilla filled with 100% USDA Grade A ground beef, the perfect blend of herbs and spices, and a giant pile of Hot Lettuce.

Any true comedy fan/nerd knows this classic exchange from This Is Spinal Tap by heart: “You see, most Dr. Who’s, you know, will have eleven doctors. You’re on eleven here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’ve got Matt Smith in your TARDIS. Where can you go from there? Where? If we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?” “Put it up to twelve.” “Twelve. Exactly. One timey-wimeyer.”

This One Goes to 12 original idea by College Humor’s Hallie Cantor!

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Here’s the story

Of a next door neighbor

Who was dropping in to their favorite family’s world
All of them young or old, had their reasons, even Steve Ur-kel
(I don’t know, should I keep going?)
Get it here!

Dear white people, please stop wearing headdresses ironically. Reminisce about the glory days of former America before Columbus and the pilgrims destroyed their world and culture! Or just wear this shirt to make white people feel bad, either way. 

TelAmeriCorp! The freshest office in Rancho Cucamonga… Must be tight butthole to apply.

We require more Vespene Gas!

A classic American painting that begs the question: “Is This Art?”
While clearly intended for a middle class, kitsch sensibility, that
does not mean that it lacks integrity. Poker is a dog eat dog world,
and fame has left these hounds hungry. And just like the lower middle
class families these dogs belong to on TV, Americans play the hand
they are dealt.  Some of them speak perfect English, while some only
howl, but the thing they all have in common is that they’re willing to
go all in for a chance at fortune. Their lives have spanned decades,
or centuries in dog years but don’t let their smiles fool you, they’ve
got the best poker faces in Hollywood, but if you watch their tail,
you’ll know who’s holding the aces.

Poker Dogs! Original idea by Ian Abramson

Daft Punk Yearbook: Most Likely to Get Lucky. Be the coolest bot in school! 

If you’ve ever chased down a 1UP mushroom in Super Mario Bros. you know the struggle. Koopas and coins become irrelevant. You’re About That Life.

Original idea by Randy Mckay!

Big Trouble in Little China!! Finally we can all look and feel like Kurt Russell in the 80s, a dream come true!!

*Kurt Russell sweat not included

Colorado is home to pristine snowcapped mountains, beautiful spring-fed rivers, vast expanses of natures magnificence, and the headiest stanky-danky’s in the world. We’re talkin’ about that herb, reefer, cheeba, indo, skunk, chronic, buddah, and at the epicenter of Colorado’s green-rush is Denver, the mile-high city. While dank nuggets are nothing new to Colorado, we pay tribute to the marijuana legalization movement in Colorado with this shirt. Give thanks for Danker Nuggets! Jah bless. 

 

The Great Northern: Clean place, reasonably priced. 

Check out more designs from Gimetzco!

Shadowfax, Lord of Horses, was Gandalf the White’s steed and invaluable in teaching the realms of Middle Earth that friendship truly is magic.

Check out more designs by Italiux

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