Posts tagged with ‘new releases’
ZERO THANKS GIVEN to this pissed turkey.
Tommy was born on the wrong side of the coop. He was farm-raised on Black Flag and The Clash, and he doesn’t give a cluck about “traditions” or “cranberry sauce”. Mad at the world, the only rebellion this bird can muster is to flip the bird. Flock the establishment. Turkey pun. Original idea by @jwolftweets
“Is this shirt the address of the best stick on TV or the lyrics to the greatest damn song in the entire world?
Adventure Time Snail! Original idea by @chrisprincipe “Are you watching Adventure Time yet? You should be, if only because it’s the MOST IMPORTANT SHOW ON TELEVISION RIGHT NOW. Seriously. It’ll teach you how to live if you let it. And this little snail guy’s hidden in every single episode. So that’s pretty math.”
"I don’t get ‘the gold thing’. Bank accounts exist. But I respect Sonic the Hedgehog (nobody hustles harder) and Trinidad James (he’s like 2 Chainz without the arbitrary limit on his total chainz) too much not to assume their relentless pursuit of swag-as-capital is a good idea. They’re secretly the same person and I thought you’d like to wear that as much as I would.”
Brand new Targaryen Brewing tee! Don’t worry, the fire and blood is only really present in the aftertaste.
Collect all of our Game of Thrones Beer shirts!
What Would Jean Claude Van Damme Do?
Check out all Funny or Die shirts!
Check out our Holiday Shirts! All tees are $14 this week with code 14tees!
You guys. Lorde is taking over the world. And we are totally cool with it.
"They crave a different kind of gov…" Royals!
“That unmistakable oven-fresh taste. The warm, buttery glaze accented with authentic Italian sea salt. Thousands of years of fine Italian tradition––all in one simple loaf. You never forgot your first breadstick, back in the early, blurry days when you still had a family. All those years of tears, of regret and pain, of horror and loathing, melt away after that familiar succulent foray into this crunchy toast of the gods. Because when you were there, you were whole. You were happy. You were Family.
The Olive Garden.”
Do you guys hate your family? and the holidays? If your answer is YES, we have the perfect disguise for you! Show up, wag your tail, and ask for tasty treats. No one can be mean to an adorable pug! Check out our brand new PUG MASK and other fun stuff here!!
PIßWASSER: German fighting lager for export only.
You’re in, For a Good Tme!
Famous Mustaches! Happy Movember!
mustaches to choose from, it was hard to shave the list down to just
these eleven. Can you name them all? “
"Get ready to blast into meowterspace! For all you kitty lovers, it’s time to trip spaceballs on some serious catnip. I mean, this is the internet, right! So what better place to create what we’ve all been thinking: cats in space. I don’t know about you guys, but as an avid surfer of the web I spend a lot of time thinking about the big questions, like where can I buy awesome shirts without having to leave my home and, more importantly, where can I buy a shirt that expresses who I am on the inside as a lover of both cats and space? I saw an opportunity and seized it like a kitten and a ball of yarn. Now you can get your paws in on it, too!" Original idea by College Humor’s Hannah Grant! Buy Catsronauts now!