Posts tagged with ‘originals’

pleatedjeans:

You guys have got to check out this new band! And OMG, Peg is so dreamy! Why do I always fall for the bad girls?

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pleatedjeans:

I added some new greeting card categories to my local grocery store.

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pleatedjeans:

How Different Animals Are Spending the Weekend

laughingsquid:

Guide to Gang Signs

If you see a group in a dark alley throwing up the Unicorn Hiding Behind Rock, where I come from, you get the hell outta there.

laughingsquid:

Guide to Gang Signs

If you see a group in a dark alley throwing up the Unicorn Hiding Behind Rock, where I come from, you get the hell outta there.

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pleatedjeans:

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My profession would be: GLAMOROUS ASTRONAUT WHO ACTS SOMETIMES

My wife/husband would be: ROTATING CHARACTERS FROM SAVED BY THE BELL

My car would be: A GOLF CART

My home would be: THE EVIL CASTLE IN BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

My best friend would be: A SMALL MAMMAL THAT COULD TALK

My backyard would have: A WALRUS FRIEND FOR ME AND A ROCKET SHIP

All my dinners would include: WAFFLES

My kids would be named: ZACK MORRIS II
…Felt good to get all that off my chest. I feel really close to you guys now.

pleatedjeans:

feel free to fill in your own…

My profession would be: GLAMOROUS ASTRONAUT WHO ACTS SOMETIMES

My wife/husband would be: ROTATING CHARACTERS FROM SAVED BY THE BELL

My car would be: A GOLF CART

My home would be: THE EVIL CASTLE IN BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

My best friend would be: A SMALL MAMMAL THAT COULD TALK

My backyard would have: A WALRUS FRIEND FOR ME AND A ROCKET SHIP

All my dinners would include: WAFFLES

My kids would be named: ZACK MORRIS II

…Felt good to get all that off my chest. I feel really close to you guys now.

laughingsquid:

CPR Instructions

Sometimes, when you least expect it, love and sexy times just happen.

laughingsquid:

CPR Instructions

Sometimes, when you least expect it, love and sexy times just happen.

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