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We have a bunch of new Star Wars, Superhero, and Dr Who stuff! 

Squeeze the overstuffed Tardis and hear “Tardisy” noises!

The 11th Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver includes light and sound effects!

Classic Star Wars Luke Skywalker Lightsaber! Lights up!

The Caped Crusader comes with a USB/MP3 cable so he can not only fight crime, but silence as well!

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"Marvel took the film world by storm and is now coming to the small screen this fall with Marvel’s Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D on ABC network. Avengers familiar and new are joining up to fight along side Nick Fury’s pet project. If you’re not with S.H.I.E.L.D then you better step aside and out of the way of their agents. 
Mutants, supers, soldiers all have a place in Nick Fury’s core. Especially humans who are ready to answer the call against anything threatening peace around the world. Nick Fury wants your commitment, your will to fight, your bravery and your loyalty. Not all heroes are Superhuman. Answer the call! This shirt represents a vintage recruitment poster used by the military, except Uncle Sam isn’t the one pointing at you!” Original idea by Giancarlo Molina
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No New Friends: Protecting the world from all evil, but most times just Chris Brown. 

"I’ve pretty much been obsessed with Drake since that Lykke Li remix. His newest phrase “No New Friends”, after “Started from the Bottom” and “YOLO” which are gems in their own right, really hit a nerve. I think it really speaks to old friends and loyalty and the way a lot of us see our social lives, plus I suck at making new friends so there’s that. Was searching for a way to get it on a tee and the Super Friends seemed like the perfect group to use (didn’t want David Schwimmer anywhere near this thing). Getting to stick a little Drake in there was a nice bonus, especially since he replaced Aquaman, nobody likes Aquaman.” Original idea by our very own production manager Jerzy! Check out the music video!

 

In honor of Kick-Ass 2, we asked our team of comedy writers to come up with a fantasy Superhero, and their top 5 superpowers!!
SUPERHERO: Passive-Agro Girl
by Nicole Drespel
5. The Infinite Eye Roll
4. Adamantium elbows  
3. Can absorb infinite negativity into her heart sphere
2. Super-sonic sighs 
1. Tweeting
SUPERHERO: Delivery Boy
by Brandon Scott Wolf
1. He’s never on time2. He always has food on him3. He can bike pretty well4. He looks cool wearing a hat5. He can fly
SUPERHERO: Captain Comfort
by Jeremy Glass 
1. Has a perpetual sunburned back that he allows good citizens to peel.2. Shoots out bubble wrap from his nipples to distract criminals with the enticement of popping said wrap.3. Has thick hair that you can run your fingers through. Especially convenient for people being robbed who have the chance to run away while their robber is busy touching someone else’s hair.4. Can decongest a plugged nose with a wave of his palm.5. Can scratch that part of your impossible-to-reach section of your back.6. Dries damp socks with his laser vision.
SUPERHERO: Bubble Man!
by Emily Duncan
1. He shoots dangerous laser bubble streams from his hands and also eyeballs.
2. He can create an iridescent force-field around him.
3. He can FLY using a cloud of BUBBLES.
4. He leaves a slick trail of bubble-liquid wherever he goes, like a speedy glamor snail, slipping up all who pursue him.
5. He can carbonate stuff. He’ll carbonate the bad guys TO DEATH.
SUPERHERO: Panic Man
by Shawn Wickens
1. Strength
2. Courage
3. Determination
4. Charisma
5. Poise
That’s right, I just described a competitive figure skater.

In honor of Kick-Ass 2, we asked our team of comedy writers to come up with a fantasy Superhero, and their top 5 superpowers!!

SUPERHERO: Passive-Agro Girl

by Nicole Drespel

5. The Infinite Eye Roll

4. Adamantium elbows  

3. Can absorb infinite negativity into her heart sphere

2. Super-sonic sighs 

1. Tweeting

SUPERHERO: Delivery Boy

by Brandon Scott Wolf

1. He’s never on time
2. He always has food on him
3. He can bike pretty well
4. He looks cool wearing a hat
5. He can fly

SUPERHERO: Captain Comfort

by Jeremy Glass 

1. Has a perpetual sunburned back that he allows good citizens to peel.
2. Shoots out bubble wrap from his nipples to distract criminals with the enticement of popping said wrap.
3. Has thick hair that you can run your fingers through. Especially convenient for people being robbed who have the chance to run away while their robber is busy touching someone else’s hair.
4. Can decongest a plugged nose with a wave of his palm.
5. Can scratch that part of your impossible-to-reach section of your back.
6. Dries damp socks with his laser vision.

SUPERHERO: Bubble Man!

by Emily Duncan

1. He shoots dangerous laser bubble streams from his hands and also eyeballs.

2. He can create an iridescent force-field around him.

3. He can FLY using a cloud of BUBBLES.

4. He leaves a slick trail of bubble-liquid wherever he goes, like a speedy glamor snail, slipping up all who pursue him.

5. He can carbonate stuff. He’ll carbonate the bad guys TO DEATH.

SUPERHERO: Panic Man

by Shawn Wickens

1. Strength

2. Courage

3. Determination

4. Charisma

5. Poise

That’s right, I just described a competitive figure skater.