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If you’re on Twitter and you aren’t following @Horse_ebooks you are wasting everyone’s time.

If you’re on Twitter and you aren’t following @Horse_ebooks you are wasting everyone’s time.

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Twitter Feed of a Frat Guy Tribute

  • Yo yo yo hunger games day! Stop bY after the reaping for 6 kegs, jungle juice, and beer pong.
  • So I guess I’m a Tribute now. Oh well, bitches love Tributes LOL
  • All aboard the party train to the capital! This is mad stocked with booze.
  • Chick tribute is crying n shit. Boner kill cuz she’s got a esweet rack.
  • i fcking miss you all so mch alreahy i dnt wanta die please lcome get me onow seriouslty im sorry 4 everthnig and i luve you so uhc im scared
  • Last nights tweets were a total goof. haha bet you thought I was serious but I was just joshin ya.
  • This costume is gaAaaaaay. Cinna is a dick.
  • Man, I am hungover as fuq again today. And late for training. #sorryforpartying
  • Training is ballz. Skipped the ropes. I’m not tryna learn that cats craddle shit. I’ll be busy slicing and dicing hahaha
  • Pulled the shit out of my hammy at the spear throwing station today. What kind of bullshit weapon is a spear? Gimme some CoD shit.
  • Yo @MooseBro69, pwned the shit out of some n00b council members. Threw a keg like 5 feet.
  • YEAH BITCHES HUNGER GAMES DAY.
  • YO I was all state high school track, not even worried about the race for supplies.
  • Seriously?? We’re just gonna start killing people right away?? Fuck man.
  • Anyone wanna be in an alliance? #nohomo
  • Fuck, it’s cold. Like when Moose broke the heater at Delta Kappa haha
  • Getting real hungry. Not eating this leafy shit. Someone send me some food?
  • The fuck am I supposed to do with a box of Hot Pockets?
  • Gonna try to catch some z’s in this tree that’s uglier than Moose’s last girlfriend.
  • SHOULD NOT HAVE MENTIONED I’M IN A TREE. ARROWS EVERYWHERE.
  • Can someone google what you’re supposed to do with arrow through the stomach? Leave it in? Take it out?
  • Don’t thik the answer was to take it out. Bleedin real hard yo.
  • Can someone send me the painkillers. all of them. dizzy as fuq
  • Tell moose I love him
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