Posts tagged with ‘video games’
"I don’t get ‘the gold thing’. Bank accounts exist. But I respect Sonic the Hedgehog (nobody hustles harder) and Trinidad James (he’s like 2 Chainz without the arbitrary limit on his total chainz) too much not to assume their relentless pursuit of swag-as-capital is a good idea. They’re secretly the same person and I thought you’d like to wear that as much as I would.”
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Legalize it: The pipe comes pre-packed! Original idea by Ross Taylor. “Decriminalize Piranha Plants! These carnivorous fellows are found exclusively in pipes, so if you get high enough everything will be fine.”
8- Bit Medicine: GMH Gives me health.
Original idea by @aaronkheifets ”We get so caught up with modern medicine, sometimes we forget traditional, holistic remedies, like a random mushroom or an entire pizza, can cure you of all wounds. Also, I don’t know why my doctor doesn’t have more fairies in bottles. They always hang out in the same place and all you need is a net.”
Birthdays was the worst days, now we blow in things when they won’t play…
"SEMANTIC DRIFT, y’all. That’s when a word adapts to mean something new over time. Case/Point: say "zone" to anyone who grew up with a controller in their hand. They’ll immediately think of bursting through bricks to find hidden rooms with three green pipes. Kanye included." I’m Definitely in my Zone original idea by Chris Principe!
I ALMOST forgot how great this song is!!
“I was inspired to draw a Sad Metroid after seeing the Busted Tee’s great Bummerman shirt. There’s something delightfully melancholic about giving emotions to blank-slated characters. It’s kind of like watching a clown cry, except in this case the clown is a life-sucking videogame alien parasite, but you get the idea. Also, I’m a big fan of the Metroid series, and always felt it never got enough love, which is another thing this Metroid is sad about. He’s very complex.” — @caldy
8-Bit Bosses - From back when it was still possible to level-up in the workplace.
How else can you explain all those extra lives?
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